thinking of starting a gofundme to help these poor folks

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 05/25/2018 at 10:54 • Filed to: None

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get their corolla back on the road

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Nibby > MonkeePuzzle 05/25/2018 at 10:58

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thought bumper dents were reserved for camrys

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MonkeePuzzle 05/25/2018 at 11:03

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That Corolla deserves to be crushed just for that choice of wheel covers.

Mercedes Streeter > MonkeePuzzle 05/25/2018 at 11:05

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Looks like they’ve already found a silver lining...

“My dad is not in any way happy about what happened, but he’s put a positive thought in my head that at least we’ll get the opportunity to rebuild the car again together,” he said. “Because when we built that car, it was some of the best time we’ve ever spent together.”

Sometimes the build is more fun than the finished product. 

fintail > MonkeePuzzle 05/25/2018 at 11:11

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Corollas are definitely one I keep an eye on when on the road, these mid 00s models seem to be favorites of the especially oblivious.

LOREM IPSUM > MonkeePuzzle 05/25/2018 at 11:13

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Corolla drivers are the literal worst.

functionoverfashion > Mercedes Streeter 05/25/2018 at 11:15

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Exactly this. I’m so, so glad to hear this from the father.

“Ends in the worst possible way” would be like, they f’d up a brake line, took out a group of small children, then died in a fiery wreck. Which then started a forest fire, burning their whole town to the ground.

Ok maybe not that last part. But you get the idea.

Captain of the Enterprise > LOREM IPSUM 05/25/2018 at 11:16

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Ouch lol

Svend > functionoverfashion 05/25/2018 at 11:25

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Can we at least smash the phone against the driver’s head until either one breaks or the other learns their lesson?

Svend > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/25/2018 at 11:26

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Can we crush it a little bit, but with the driver in it? Asking for a friend.

MonkeePuzzle > fintail 05/25/2018 at 11:38

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becuaes it is it “an car”. Its a good car, no denying, but it’s the sort of car you buy when you just dont care about what a car is

functionoverfashion > Svend 05/25/2018 at 11:41

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I’ll allow it

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Nibby 05/25/2018 at 11:46

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Everyone is moving upmarket these days.

ranwhenparked > Mercedes Streeter 05/25/2018 at 12:00

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Of course, the frame and engine block are trashed, so they’ll be rebuilding a completely different car that has a few parts from this one bolted onto it.

Long-Voyager > fintail 05/25/2018 at 12:23

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Toyota drivers in general.

Followed by CRV drivers and NA Subaru drivers.

fintail > MonkeePuzzle 05/25/2018 at 13:24

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Exactly

jkm7680 > MonkeePuzzle 05/25/2018 at 15:41

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I would hit that woman with the book if I were in charge of that scene.

pip bip - choose Corrour > MonkeePuzzle 05/26/2018 at 07:59

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that’ll be an easy fix.